Such Is Life

...in friendly Stayner

 

Technology Today

Once upon a time, there were no computers... 

Today, I am using the computer, digital camera and a Garmin GPS.

(and I'm wearing SPF 45)

posted by: staynergirl at 11:12 | link | comments (2) |
technology

Dad, look what Santa is bringing you for Christmas this year!

   

You see...  The squeaky wheel will get oiled and you're finally getting a birdfeeder just like mine (but bigger and cedar)!  All you have to do is remove the chimney cap and voila!  Pour some black oil sunflower seeds down the chute and you'll have them chirpin from far and wide!  Real cedar shakes on the roof too!  Nice, eh?  Only 16 hours and a brad-nail in the finger...  No big deal.  =)  You're worth it!

P.S. I love my new camera.

(A special thanks to the editorial staff for pointing out my grammatical errors.  I would be nothing without you.)

posted by: staynergirl at 09:33 | link | comments |
wood working

MY PAW

Went to see my doctor this afternoon.  Fractured are the following (diagram below on July 19th):

Third metatarsal (10), Fourth metatarsal (11), Fifth metatarsal (12)

Long story short... because these fractures don't get the same amount of support compared to the metatarsals of the 'tough and strong' papa and mama piggies, I have to wear this freakin cast for a minimum 6 weeks.  Needless to say, I am very disappointed.    GRRR... OFF WITH THE FOOT!

posted by: staynergirl at 18:22 | link | comments |

The Prisoner

Bound tightly in a straight-jacket with no room to move. 

Two eyes of ought, longing to be removed from this torment.  

Lips sealed as it shall not speak of spasms.

Air surrounds, but none to breathe.

Confined in captivity and searching to circumvent.

Sadness instilled for it's gallop is governed.

The itch is awake and the heat incinerates.

Remain as prisoner - When will the physician pardon?

posted by: staynergirl at 08:41 | link | comments (4) |

Food for thought:

FRIES, DRESSING AND GRAVY   <----click here

(vinegar too, of course!)

posted by: staynergirl at 13:33 | link | comments (3) |